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May 2012
 
 

May 31st 2012 16.40 - GMT
Summer and June is coming

Nothing to report from our own activities. Just boring everyday life.

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If you plan to be musician, it might be a good idea to get yourself also another profession and career. If you and your band fail to reach the ultimate top, at some point you are quite likely to have a need for at least part-time job. Quite a many falls into part time musicians. And some give up from music completely.

May 30th 2012 22.10 - GMT
What have you been doing

We have been waiting for the proper promotion for the forth coming Batman movie. With great interest.

Whilst waiting watched a movie with  Jack. So the movie we saw, was a classic from 70's. A comedy called Bang Bang to be exact. Besides the hot action, and big laughs, there was adult versions from the famous fairy tales Goldilocks and Little Red Cap.

In other words not doing anything special at the moment. 

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When you deal with the elder musicians like us. And you come to us with crime story. Do know who is always the primary suspect ?

He is not the butler, like it is with other people. The primary suspect is always the manager. Managers have very bad reputation amongst musicians, there has been so many scoundrel and thief-likes in the music business.

Any idea who comes second ?

The second is always record company.

May 30th 2012 3.07 - GMT
Who is this guy, anyway ?

Any idea who that guy, John Baptist is ?

Wait a minute. I get my book . . . . wait . . . .  awful lot of dust over it . .  .  tsuuh . . . still searching . . . . he is . . .  he is . . .  found it ! . . . here it is. Khrmm  John Baptist . . . yes, yes he is first born to God.

No way. Jesus is the son of God.

No. . .  I mean . . . yes . .  . John Baptist is the first born to God.

But my teacher said, that Jesus is the son of God.

Yes, but this book . . .  what it is ? . . . the bible . . .  Yes the bible says, that Jesus is second born. Both guys were born without their mothers having a good sex. Sex with  a man . . . a real stud . . . According to this writing,  their mothers went to see some elder prophet . . . and after they got back to home . . . to their husbands. They were surprise, surprise, pregnant.

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Jack, what did you do yesterday ?
Movie classic from 70's.

Alice in Wonderland.
No. Flesh Gordon.

What is it about ?
It's about two sex maniacs, who want to conquer the world. 

Jack, the explanation.
Jesus the second born was crucified, John the first born was not . . .  Jesus sells better . . . I think.

May 29th 2012 3.11 - GMT
Re master
Site news : Jack

Moonlight Shadow from Space Covers got a new master file yesterday. Volume levels in the new master were lowered so that the distortion from the play vanished. 

Masters are files [ in the old days tapes ] from which physical albums and other copies from the songs are made. Do not remember why the original master had distortion in it. Was it intentional or un-intentional accident.

May 28th 2012 10.03 - GMT
What we have here, is the power keeper situation

Having some some difficulties with your grades ?
Not easy to show to your reports and grades to your parents ?

If you are in the troubles with your results, we could tell you something about Jack. He is famous from the things he has done in physics, as scientist. 

But when he was in school he was very far from the bright physician. Said that first he failed physics in high school. And he never graduated from there.

And that's not all. He was also very near to fail physics in high school level college. From the college he graduated with the lowest possible grades from physics. Said that everything is written to his reports, and this is not very rare thing to happen. After you enter the work life, having the lessons is always far more important than the grades you get.

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Site news : Jack

There is new attraction in this blog, Girls, Girls Girls. The pictures are taken from the old slide show, I made few years ago, for Picture dataBase program. Texts in the pictures are essential part of the art.  Taking the texts away from the pictures ruins most of the pictures.

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Site news : Jack

When you read the stories. We are always making and playing them for you. Boys' listeners and other visitors. Not making the pages for power keepers, movie medias and others. They are also stories : In real life Kissing companions interview ended peacefully. The story ends to a joke and an end we invented for you. The things, which are told to you, are based on facts and things from real life.

May 25th 2012 17.55 - GMT
Weekend is coming.

We gave you an interview. In the zoo. No about the zoo. Achtung. Wrong Again. Please help us a little . . .

Monkees ?

Yes. Right. Monkeys ... in the zoo ... and music too. Hope you enjoy.

According to the north European spell caster and witch nations Whit Sunday ( next Sunday in the Christian world ) is a magical holiday. If you do not have a date on Whit Sunday, you are doomed to be single for the whole summer. There aren't any spells with what you could reverse the curse.

Have a good weekend. And try to behave yourself . . . in front of the authorribles. A night in jail is not the best way to spend and end your weekend. Talking from our own experiences. BTJ.


Talking about celebrations, ATS site celebrates it's 10th anniversary in the beginning of the June. The very first and also the biggest edition from ATS was opened in the summer 2002. When it was closed in the year 2009, it had over 1 000 edited pages for the visitors. DPS At Your Service is fifth and hopefully the last edition from the site and ATS concept. Boys' latest single release has nothing to do with this anniversary. We are not officially celebrating this anniversary. ATS site and ATS concept is a result from various tests, officially ATS sites were opened in the spring 2000. ATS got it's current form in the year 2002.

May 25th 2012 0.33 - GMT
Nothing new from the West Front

Nothing big for today. We have been working with Holy Ghosts. Calendar Girl page is under construction. Slowly getting new features and final looks to it. 

We are making or rather testing piano bar arrangements from few songs. They will come to the game section. We were rather optimistic with the project. 

First thought that all we have to do is to play ready made arrangements with piano. We were wrong. Quite a lot of work with the songs. Have to make them so, that they do not steal the attention from the games and other things which are on the page. 

That's all. Have a good day.

This blog got a new clock to top right corner. It shows you the local time and GMT hours. Your browser takes the local time from your computer's clock and it's time zone adjustments. These blogs are always signed with GMT times and dates. So in the future it is easier for you to know when the blog was written.

May 23rd 2012 20.27 - GMT
A Calendar Girl

Love my little calendar girl . . . Calendar Girl is a popular song from the early years of the Rock'n'Roll.

Khrrm. We didn't make a cover from the song. At least yet. But we did do something. Brought good looking Calendar Girls for you. And a fully functional calendar, too.

There is connection between our latest release Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen and Calendar page. Calendar Girl was originally played and performed by Neil Sedaka ( 1961 ). Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen is also a song, Mr. Neil Sedaka made famous and popular.

Peeped Jack from behind the backs, when he was working with the calendar. He at least seemed to be more interested in getting good looking girls to site, than the calendar itself . . . a small hint from the primary purpose.

The girl changes when the clock in the top advances one minute. You can watch the girls by clicking the picture. From the bottom of the screen you find the calendar. You can scroll years and months.

Hope you enjoy.

May 23rd 2012 12.12 - GMT
 A thing you should do for a single

In the good old days, when records were distributed on vinyls', the sound quality of the music, on the brand new LP, EP or single, was better than now. 

The thing Philips should've done, is to apply CD's multi layered coating system to the old vinyls. And burn the analog tracks to the bottom of the CD's front side. Instead of  the switch to the digital systems. The coating is the key thing in CDs. It protects the tracks from damages. By the time CD-discs were invented, no one knew how the sound goes from microphone to the speakers.

The complete chain of recording process was researched, extracted and discovered around year 2005. The person who made the research was our Jack. Said afterwards that he merely gathered small existing pieces together. 

Anyway. A thing you must do for a single, is to find a companion for he, she or it.

And that's the thing we did today.  We chose the companion to the Congratulations single.

Chose to play Neil Sedaka's nice birthday song, Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen to the B-Side of the Congratulations single.

Hope you enjoy, and if you belong to the lucky ones, happy birthday.

May 22nd 2012 12.12 - GMT
What happened to Love Poems ?

Hello. Our summer song "Congratulations" was released today. Have a good summer.

Asked Jack about Monkey stories, in the money and work related stories. He said that if the current power keepers were anything like they pretend  to be, he would not have a  single monkey story to tell about them. Unfortunately this is not the situation with the current power keeper generation. And there are more stories, than he can remember. The monkees he released here are only small drops in the big ocean.

Now the monkey businesses are commented. From our behalf . . . and we can continue . . . with something else :

Question : In the old days Playboys and Casanovas wrote love poems to women. But they are longer doing so. Do you know what happened to the love poems. Did they vanish from the world, or what happened to them ?

Answer :  Love poems got a new form from popular music. Most of the love poems of the current time are in the lyrics, written by lyricists. People who write poems, do not write very many love poems, most of the love poems are nowadays in the lyrics of the songs. 

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May 21st 2012 12.12 - GMT
Hello Everyone

Our sponsor wanted us away from it's blog. from now on you'll find our, obviously quite rare stories from here. All the old jokes and comics are back now. 

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Apr 13th 2012
All a board !
Ats News : Jack

All existing artistic or "worth watching" cover arts is now available in ATS section. Other material for the covers is dimmed for printing text over the pictures.

Apr 10th 2012
Questions
Ats News : Jack

I was inquired are the TDK tapes coming back to public. The old TDK tapes, Fairy tales, Deadlock Folder, etc. are waiting for the time R&D gets it's own web server. 

This is a temporal site for DPS. It's primary purpose is to keep my promise about keeping DPS licenses available. And offer a platform for Boys and their music.

Have a good day. Jack

Apr 8th 2012
News from the news
Ats News : Jack

Boys' site is slowly recovering. You do not have check this blog for the changes in contents anymore. For now on, this blog is used for comments. Boys' do not have very much to say, so they didn't want social medias to their section.

In the top of the front page in Boys' section, the link bar has been replaced with the very old news bar ( over 8 years old ). With the news bar you can find hints from the latest additions to the contents. After we get more news for Boys', your can scroll through the events. The hints are dated, so if you have longer break in you visits, you can check what, if anything has happened in between the visits.

From the boys site, you'll get to here with right DPS doggie.

Apr 8th 2012
Where are they ?
Ats News : Jack

Boys are still having a holiday. Dick dipping and tripping businesses, and who knows what. But their music is back. Ghost Opera, Space Covers and Space Waves albums are available for you in the Boys' Ats section. 

Before Boys left, we talked about Music boxes. Space Covers and Ghost Opera have most of the songs which were in the boxes. They were both quite hastily made, so we decided, that we will not publish them here. Picture sets from the music boxes will come to Ghost Opera's picture viewer.

We had also some talks about Space Covers release. Every time a new power song was added to the album, the old power songs in the album lost most of their attraction, Hawaii O-5 for example was a very attractive and astonishing song, until Telstar was added to the album. So we decided that Holy Ghosts will be released in parts. Each part will have one power song in it.

Have a good day. Jack.

? The albums are published here with Radio-quality : 64 or 96 bits per second . Radio quality is the next best quality for Audio Cd quality.

Apr 7th 2012
Talking about popularity
Ats News : Jack

When we released Space Covers and Tribute to Rihanna, we had no idea how popular the album and it's cover story would be. After we saw how popular Rihanna was, we thought that Tribute would only lift the spirits of the hospitalized Rihanna, the boost Rihanna's popularity and album sales would be marginal, and so on. 

In other words Space Covers has returned to the site. Almost like it was. Just click the album cover from the Ats front page.

?  If you are new to R&D's text space tech, after the song names on the right changes the color from gray to red, the system is fully loaded.  All functions and links are available for you.

Apr 6th 2012
Quiz question from Maxwell Thunderbirds
Ats News : Jack

New cover art for the Boys' albums was once again released. This time a back cover for the Space Covers + Tribute to Rihanna album. 

And then the quiz question. Very easy for the visitors who have read the Maxwell Thunderbird story. So here it goes. In the back cover of the Space Covers there is a beautiful Asian woman. She is intended to be a visualization of the character in the Maxwell Thunderbird story. Who is she ?

Apr 6th 2012
Cover arts II
Ats News : Jack

The day is turning from Saturday to Sunday. The official cover picture for Space Covers album was added to the closed ATS front page.

Boys are and will be away for quite a long time. But the Ghost Opera, Space Covers and Space Waves will come back to the recovered site during the May.

The smell of perfume filled the air : I was writing programs yesterday. Window was open. Late in the evening the smell of perfume filled my room. Thought that some woman is coming from the nearby restaurant, and spreads the smell around, on her way home. But the smell didn't vanish anywhere. When I went outdoors to see who is there, there was a blossoming plant, which spread perfume-like smell all around it. It does it every spring. And every time it does it, I fall and get fooled by it's smell. Anyway. Spring is a very good time for love and love affairs. Everything blossoms, weather gets nicer and so on . . .

Have a good Sunday.

Apr 5th 2012
Cover arts I
Ats News

Nothing special in here. Calm Saturday. Boys are on their way. The real cover picture for Ghost Opera album was added to the closed ATS front page.

I am quite often asked, why you can't hear Boys songs in radio, and their names mentioned anywhere else but here. Although they do belong to the most popular bands in the world. No idea why Us Movie Medias and others are so quiet about the boys. And almost everything on this site. Shyness is sure not be the reason for their quietness. The hostile stories and activities against my female friends are very good proof from some sort of boldness. Being unaware about the site, is another thing which cannot possible be the reason for their quietness. Almost impossible to keep Google, Yahoo, Us Movie Medias, Monkees and others away from the sites.

  Jack.

Apr 4th 2012
Holy Ghost !

We are having a break from the music. Before boys went away, we recorded two re-mix songs from the next album. In the closed ATS there is also official covers and cover girls for the Ghost Opera and the Holy Ghosts. 

Holy Ghosts is printed on the sketch for the album cover. Not necessarily the final name of the album. The girl or rather woman on the official Ghost Covers cover is Meridian. You can see Tiffany on Holy Ghosts cover. She made her debut in Space Waves cover pictures.

Have a good weekend. Jack

Apr 3rd 2012
What've you Done !

Nothing special. We had an inventory from the songs we will play for the Ghosts. Checked if we need more songs or it. No need to do so. Already more than enough material for it. Heading for the short spring break.

Bye for now. Have a good time. Boys.

Apr 2nd 2012
Status info

We are still working with the Ghosts and Ghost Covers. Almost all songs are already in progress. Currently working awakeners and mindblower songs. Fast songs with long openings and all kinds of stuff. Released two albums during the winter 11-12. 

Europeans had May Day weekend. Not searching native born monkeys to play vocals in the Ghost Covers. So we spent the weekend with Ghost Cover songs. And Jack wrote computer programs to his own use. Nothing special in here.

Except Jack. He had his moments. Once again. Started to suspect, that US Movie medias are ignoring his new East European friend. Acting just like she did not exist. We can assure that she does exist. Suspected that they are dying to keep him in close relationship with United States. And get their hands into a new celebrity. Write some dirt about her. Just like always before. The disgusting dirtbags are obsessed with him, he said.

Anyway. Waiting for the summer, holiday and the time we abandon album, and start to have some real fun. In the sunshine.

Have a good day, Boys.

Apr 30th 2012
Where Have You Been ?

We have been making Ghost Covers album for you. Almost half from the songs are ready. The Ghost Covers will have over 30 songs just like the Space Covers.

Boys would like to remind you, that actions have far more better vocabulary than stupid gossip writers and Us Movie Medias . . . You do remember, that it was Rihanna, who decided to release full length versions from all her albums in the web. Talk That Talk was released at the same time the album was released. Rihanna is probably the only commercial artist who does so. We haven't seen anyone else doing so.

Apr 27th 2012
Boys Opinion

Boys and me haven't been asked, but the brightest ever. In other words the people who wanted us to close the ATS, invented that getting worried about the way boys feel about the closing of the ATS is a very good thing to do now. A brilliant move at this very moment. Well. I can tell you that in Boys' opinion Us Movie Medias and Current Power Keepers are nothing but disgusting liars and thieves. A vision we all share. 

? All dirt about Rihanna vanished after the Us Shit and beloved co-ops got the ATS closed. Google, Yahoo and Us Special Troops, everything vanished after the site was closed. Native borns are welcomed to pay a visit to me, not in here.

Boys are making music for DPS and ATS. Boys are entertaining the visitors and promoting a good thing, DPS, here. They do not mind about the closing. Now that the site is closed we have more time to concentrate on the music. Be sure to check your insurances for the little DPS doggie. 

  A Rose For You My Darling
Beautiful Rose
To a very beautiful woman.
You deserve it.

Arguing
I love you
Partners ?
No. Companions.
I was thinking something more.
Ou. What ?
Getting married.

I love you
Love You

The Rocker Clown

Boys, would you give me some tempo, rhythm, or something.

Having a good time now.
Wanna flap my feet against the floor.

Theme Park

Would you care for a one ?

All Yours
I'm All Yours Darling

Red Diamonds
Red Diamonds
Rarest and most valuable
Just like you are to me.

Riddle
I am a bee, but what is the answer ?
Darling. I Love You.

You know.

Your toes. My Lips.
What a combination.

Who Am I ?

Holy Cows !
Hello, We. Indian cows. We are holy animals.
Hello. I'm Holy Cow.

And not just any Cow.
I am an Indian Cow.

Not American Indian,
but an Indian Indian.

Glass Shoe

Excuse me Mam.
Could it be possible,
that you are the Cinderella
I have been looking for.

Hmm. 

Here's the shoe
Would you be kind
and try it ?

Wov !
Perfect match !
So.

You're the woman I have been looking for.

Very glad and happy
to find and have you.

Love You Darling

200 Years Experience

Speaking with a 200 years experience.

I would say
that he loves you.
A Lot.

Mr. Monkey for President
Further information from DPS Blog
Hello ! Fellow citizens !
Vote Mr. Monkey for president. And remember. Only a real, native born monkey can save you.
Monkey for president.
Yeeeeeee !!!

Further information about your choices and candidates from DPS blog.


Well you got to eat something.
 Don't you. Hmm !

Got It !
Here ! Take a banana.

Exhausted
Sniff !
Sniff! Exhausted
Miss you darling.

Brains needed
Slrups
Darling ! What are you doing ?
Nothing special.
Why do you ask

Fire Works
vuff !
Vuff ! Khrrm !
Not talking about layoffs.
But the real fire !

St Patrick's Girl
St Patricks Girl
You are very beautiful

Good Night
Good Night, I Love You
Sweet dreams, Sleep Well.
I Love You.

 
 

I'm speechless.
Don't know what to say.
I Just Love You.
And that's all.

You Give Me So Much

You Give Me So Much

You Give Me Life,
You Give Me Hope,
You Give Me Love,
You Give Me Care,
You Give Me Reasons To Live.

What more could I ask from you ?
What else could I need, but you ?
Who else could I love, but you ?

You Do Not Have To Be

Darling

You Do Not Have To Be
the Richest,
the Wisest,
the Prettiest.

You're Love and Care will Do.
I Love You.

Sewing the web

Dad. Look !
No ! My latest web.

Father and Son

"Son. Where are you going ?"
"Father. Destination. Space City."

Catfight

"Girls, Girls Girls."
"What are you doing ?"
"Having a small catfight."

Alphonso & Paprazzi
Alphonso on the left
Alphonso : 'Yum !'
Editor : 'Help !'
Paparazzi : 'Help !'
A scene from the new
'Alphonso & Paprazzi' movie

Coming soon

Jane and the King of Jungle
Me Jane,this Lion, you Tarzan
Me Jane.
This Lion.
You Tarzan


And this is the base setting for the next sequel for the famous "Jungle Jane and Tarzan" series.

Lost Eggs
Aarggh !
Hey man !
Mr. Spiller !
What are you doing with my eggs ?!

The Killing Spilling - 2010
Fishes do not like oil.
Darling. They are going to die.
Yes. But look at those beautiful colors.

I'm Stuck On You
In the picture we see a couple, attached to each other. And to something on the ground too.
It is possible ... but not sure ...
... that we are talking about the oil.

Through the Looking Glass
and What Alice Found There

Queen Alice
Alice wishes to be the Queen.
But before she can reach her goal,
she must travel quite a lot.

Yum !

In Memory of the Late Space City

Space City details can be found
from Maxwell Thunderbird story.
After the introduction
the story moves to the Space City.
And to the places,
which belong to the project.

Cash Payments Only
Cash Payments Only
- Clown Acts
- Imaginary Payments
ARE NOT ACCEPTED

Girls Girls Girls
(: Girls from picture dataBase :)