Be My Baby : Talking about girls May 15th 2012 ( Year 2010 )

Jack. You were very popular amongst women, when you were young ?

Don't know. It is possible, that I raised interest amongst some women, but not all.

How did you pick your women  ?

Silly talks, love confessions, flowers and presents, mostly.

Women ever picked you ?

Not very often. Man has to make the first move. And woman either accepts or rejects the man.

What was your favorite opening phrase ?

Very simple question, in the restaurants and night clubs my grand openings were like "Is this seat free ?", "May I sit and take my drink here.", and so on.

And women either said "Okay" or "The seat is reserved"

Yes, that's how it usually went. And if I was permitted to sit down, I started to talk with the woman.

Women rejected you often ?

Not very often. Usually very politely.

Usually when a woman turns you down very suddenly, there is another woman in the game of love. Another one envies the one who got the suitor, Then she starts to mock the man, and finally the woman rejects you quite suddenly.

Women ever kissed you ?

Yes quite often.

Well. How did you got your kisses ?

I was quite bold. I just said you may kiss me now, or you may hug me now.

And after your bold words, most of the women got annoyed, and left you ?

No, you got it all wrong. Most of them did, what they were asked to do.

You must be kidding ?

No, I am not kidding.

- - Lonely boy - - 

Will you marry me, after we get old ? I will. And then we have at least 1000 kids.

Suppose you were young, shy and lonely. Hopelessly in love. How would you contact the woman ?

If I was very shy and nervous. I would send her flowers first, and after the delivery I'd call or contact her. Flattering the woman in forehand, softens her and makes her far more friendlier towards the sender. 

According to my experience shyness is not a very bad thing in woman's eyes. Woman is not very likely to reject you, if she notices, that you are shy, and a bit clumsy because of it. Some women gets even more interested, when they notice that this boy is a shy guy. 

Besides flowers, a fine chocolate box is another very traditional gift to a beloved woman.

Ye-es, Jack. What would you say to her ?

Nothing special. Asked if she had the mail and flowers. Then I would ask, if we could go out together some day. 

What is the most difficult thing in approaching a woman ?

I think it is the fear of rejection. 

Some women are quite ruthless, when they do that. When this happens, you should never get disheartened by it. According my experience most of the women takes the suitors quite positively. 

If you don't have a particular woman in your mind, you should look for some other women, and do the same maneuvers again.

If you have your eyes set on a certain woman, and she is single, my advice is, that keep on trying. 

Some times women reject man, because they want to be sure, that the guy is really interested in me. These women wait for a another attempt, and are very disappointed, if you leave the game to the first attempt.

If this is not the reason for the rejection, every attempt you make, flatters the woman, and improves your possibilities to get her. When you do more than one attempt, you make it quite clear, that you really like and want the woman. Almost every woman gets flattered by the idea of being adored, wanted and loved by some man.

What should you talk with the woman ?

You tell me, you're the woman.

You should be attractive and interesting in the woman's eyes and ears.

Long talks about your old girl friends and your car are the worst things you can do on your first dates. Women are not usually very interested about these issues.

Instead of these, you could make flattering notes about her looks, hair and clothes.

I could add to this, that if you are not the Casanova-Class women hunter, try to keep your booze drinking in control. On and before the date.

Most of the women prefer sober, quiet and boring men, from clown-like fully-loaded guys.

Women take you much more seriously, when you are sober. And not under influence.

Yes, and according to the psychic studies the first thing an average young woman thinks, when she sees and meets a man, is not his looks or his wealth.

She thinks, what kind of a father he is to my children.

- - + Beauty + - -

What makes woman beautiful ?

When you see a total stranger on the street, the beauty comes from the looks. Resemblances to someone you like and love are important.

And after you get to know her ?

Half of the looks come from the love and attraction. Not very important how you look. Your love, closeness and character are the things, which makes you so beautiful and special in my eyes.

The way people see their friends and companions are usually heavily colored by the companionship and other things, which come from the inside. Looks is not very important thing with friends.

Remember one good looking woman, an acquaintance to me. When she walked in the streets, men turned their heads after her.  After you got closer to her, she shocked almost everyone with her character. She wasn't the nicest person in the world. She was often alone and had very many short term relationships. She scared almost everyone away with her character.

- - + Night Life + - -

Jack tell me about Rendez Vouz ?

It was the name of the night club, where I spent my weekends. The word is French. It means a secret meeting between lowers. The meeting is usually held in a romantic place, in the moonlight.

Jack. Do you know, what is Ice-Breaker ?

Yes. I know. It is a name of a drink.

I used to break the ice with Blue Angels. Sometimes I bought White Ladies to my women.

Does perfumes effect on men ?

Yes they do.

When you are close to a lady, and the odor of the perfume reaches your senses, you'll get yourself a very pleasant moment.

If you go to a night club, and you want get attention from the men, you must have a good perfume. Women in the night clubs are so beautiful and well dressed, that every weapon is needed.

The smell of perfume filled your room ?

I was writing programs on one Friday evening and night. Window was open. Late in the evening the smell of perfume filled my room. Thought that some woman is coming from the nearby restaurant, and spreading the smell around, on her way home. But the smell didn't vanish anywhere. When I went outdoors to see who is there, there was a blossoming plant, which spread perfume-like smell all around it. 

After I saw the plant, I remembered, that it does it every spring. And every time it does it, I fall and get fooled by it's smell.

Angry with the joking plant ?

No, very happy about it. After I noticed the smell, I gave up from programming, had very nice evening and night with the "plant girl". Although I am quite sure, that she was not very interested in me. She used the perfume for attracting bees to it's flowers.

Anyway. Spring is a very good time for love and love affairs. Everything blossoms, weather gets nicer and so on . . .

- - + Love of your life + - -

How much men pay attention to woman's looks ?

When I look at myself and the men I know, could say, that when you get serious and married, looks means nothing. Hardly anyone chooses their spouses and companions by the looks. Man who likes big breasts, gets married with a flat breasted woman just like that.

Although you were popular amongst women, you never got married ?

Found very nice woman once. Not very good looking, or especially nice woman. A traditional talking machine, to be exact. It is not mine, it was her opinion about the way she was. And she was almost always speaking and talking.

But she really loved me, and she was very nice and kind to me. I acted like jerk with her. Held other women, played with booze and had fan with friends, she meant nothing to me. After the woman got bored and left me, I realized how nice and unselfish woman she was. Didn't find another woman, who would've been as nice and kind to me.

And she is ?

She was a very traditional woman. Studied languages in university. Could be your French or English teacher.

- - + Chauvinist + - -

You were quite a chauvinist when you were young.

If you say so. Did change my habits quite a lot after the woman I talked you about left me. Gave few thoughts to myself, and the way I acted with women.

You know where woman's clitoris is ?

Yes. It is a small penis like pimple right above the vagina, and the hole where you put your penis, fingers and what so-ever. When woman is not exited, pussy lips hide the clitoris almost completely. Clitoris grows and shrinks just like penis. Clitoris is located outside vagina, at belly side's end of the pussy lips. The first pimple inside the vagina is woman's pee hole. In the other end there is a shit hole. The place where boy-likes-boy people play.

Any other known resemblances with penis ?

Sizes of the clitoris varies a lot. Some women have almost penis sized clitoris, usually clitoris is smaller than penis. Only a centimeter or two when woman is exited. Clitoris is the primary thing from which woman gets pleasure from sex.

 In a traditional missionary position, where woman lies under the man, normal sized and formed clitoris gets petting from penis and the action itself. 

Clitoris was a great medical discovery ?

Yes it was great discovery for women, but not necessarily for doctors.

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Doctors didn't know a thing about clitoris. The credit from the discovery goes to women, who makes adult movies and photosets. Lesbian adult movies and photos to be exact. In the medical books and common dictionaries clitoris is often ignored or incorrectly positioned. And hardly ever correctly explained.

+ + Favorites + +

Jack.

Yes Tif.

What is your favorite movie ?

It is "The Gang Bangers in action, during the spring break parties."

Never heard of it. 

It is an adult movie, where the boys are having wild sex with drunken, but very innocent young women. The women have, of course, taken so much booze . . . boys helped them a little in the beginning of the movie . . . that they do not even know, what the GangBanging Boys are doing to them. The Girls are real, and so are the cameras. Not forgetting the close ups from, there, and there and there. He-He-Hi-Hi . . .

Seriously Jack.

Okay. Found Love . . . Fell in love with the real movie classic.

Movie classic.

Yee-es Tif. A real movie classic . . . Alice in Wonderland.

Ou that.

Yes, a classic from the 1970's. Nice, friendly men and women are revealing all kinds of exiting secrets to the young, innocent Alice. And so on.