Once upon a time in Latin America there was an
ape. His name was Lincoln. Lincoln liked to sway in trees like Tarzan.
Blather nonsense just like other apes.
One day. Under suspicious
circumstances. Lincoln fell from the tree. Lincoln broke his arm and he
couldn't climb back to tree. First Lincoln tried to follow other apes from
the ground. But he always fell far back from his group.
After few days a member
from his team came down and said, that in USA there are apes, who don't live
in trees.
Lincoln decided to move into north and USA. At the border
Lincoln said, that he is "Ape Lincoln from Latin America.". US
customs thought that Ape was Lincoln's first name. Lincoln got US
citizenship as Abe Lincoln.
Search of grounded apes brought Lincoln to
Washington DC. When Lincoln went into Republicans office, his inquiries
about walking apes resulted into a membership in Republican party.
Few years
after joining Republicans Abe got a seat in Capitol Hill. As common rep, Abe
never made it to news.
After the blathering fool got into White House, news
about Lincoln's presidency reached his old fellow apes in Latin American
jungle.
Apes, who had exiled Lincoln from their community ... first with a
push and later with lies ... got angry about Lincoln's survival and success.
They ventured to Washington DC and shot Lincoln dead. After killing Lincoln,
fellow apes went back to jungle. They continued their lives as noting had
happened.